Dear GOD I'm finally done! First of all, uh, happy birthday France?

heh, I'm sorry I wrote so messy btw

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[Sealand's sitting under his blanket]
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Latvia: [out of the phone] so scary!! sob sob!! save me Peter!!
Sealand: Relax Raivis, relaaaax~ I'm awesome, don't worry! I'll save you when I'm a little bigger.

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Latvia: [sobbing] He fed me a weenie that had been stuck up his pipe...
Sealand: GROSS!!!

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[Russia's standing there] (poor Latvia!! he sleeps in the basement next to the shitty water boiler!!!)

Sealand: We should go to Japan! He could make a robot for you!
Latvia: ....you think that'll help me get away from Russia?
Sealand:TOTALLY!!! I'll call him ASAP!!!
Latvia: o-ok...

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Russia: [pulls blanket away] Latvia<3
Latvia: AAAAHHH

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cell: AAAaaaahh...//KOLKOLKOLkolkol-- CRACKLE [dies]
Sealand: R-Raivis?

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[Sweden and Finland are snoozing]

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Sealand: [fwops down on Finland, wakes him up and wails] Fin-papa! Su-papa! Russia's going to kill Latvia!!! DO SOMETHING!! _{DO SOMETHING!!!}

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Sweden: [comforts the kid] sssh ssh.... 's a'rigt S'land, 's a'rigt. W'll save'm, b't f'rst y' 'afta go back t'sleep, 'k? 's t' 'rly t' play 'ero.
//_{It's alright Sealand, It's alright. We'll save him, but first you have to go back to sleep, okay? It's too early to play hero.}//
Sealand: [sobs] ok...
Finland: [gushing affection for his husbando]

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MORNING.

[Sealand stomps down the stairs]
Sweden:_{w'ld y' like s'm c'ffee?}
Finland:_{oh! Yes please~}

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[grumpy Sealand]

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[grumpy Sealand pours cereal in his bowl, grumpily]
Sweden:_{'re's y'r c'ffee}
Finland:_{thanks Su-san, ilu!!!}
[snogging off screen]

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Sealand: HEY Su-papa, I thought we were going to do something. Like, SAVE LATVIA, or something "silly" like that... [grumpy] _{he's probably dead now, god....}
Sweden: [Setting Hana-Tamago's bowl of kibble on the floor] 's been t'k'n care 'f

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over in CHINA~

insta-boner

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[gushes love!!!]

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over in RUSSIA~

Russia: [watching Will & Grace, getting drunk and angry, tries to figure out how America -- obviously retarded, making shitty sitcoms such as Will & Grace -- beat them at the Space Race] [raises empty bottle] MORE VODKA.
Latvia: [hurries to the kitchen to get more]

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DING DONG!! THE DOOR IS RINGING!!!
Russia: LOL VISITORS! [clap clap clap like a seal!!]

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opens door, "YOU WANT TO BE ONE WITH ME, Y/Y???"

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China: sure, sure , whatever-- WHERE IS PRINCESS KITTY??? [gushes love]

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Russia: Latviaaaa!!!
Latvia: [shakes and cries some more]

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Russia: [On his way upstairs with China thrown over his shoulder] Why don't you go on a vacation to your friend, Sealand? China and I have important things to attend to (in the bedroom)~ _{come back in a month}
China: [still gushing herro kitty love] _{she can dance!!! AND she can talk omg!!}

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Sealand sitting on the doorstep, feeling guilty. (finland and sweden being noisy inside)

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Latvia: [pops in] hey Sealand...._{I'm on a holiday or something eheh}
Sealand: [startled] uwah!! ...LATVIA!!!

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Sealand: see? I totally saved you~ I'm so happy you're here!!! [hugs]
Latvia: Awww, thanks Peter~
//BFFL's!!!//

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China: [getting it in the pooper] U-UGHH
England: _{get a room!!}

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I wanted to end this with France like, sniffing the air and gushing "c'est l'amour" or something. Since it's their day today. But I'm tired now heh.

BTW you guys are nuts! I wasn't hinting Sealand/Latvia at all!